Yesterday the Washington Post reported an odd and sort of complex story about "bundlers" raising money for John McCain. The gist: the biggest of these bundlers net GOP candidates huge donations from weirdos and losers who often have never even voted before. The almost-accusation: the bundlers are funneling their own cash to the candidates via third parties, which is illegal. Clinton donor Norman Hsu got in trouble for this. One small problem-the most unlikely of these donations went to Giuliani and Clinton, not McCain. The Post's lede and photo implicated McCain. Correction time! "Those donors — Rite Aid manager Ibrahim Marabeh, and lounge owners Nadia and Shawn Abdalla — wrote checks to Giuliani and Clinton, not McCain." Oh, but here's the important part: Ana Marie Cox found Nadia and Shawn Abdalla's lounge's MySpace page (watch out for the [AWESOME] song!) and it's AWESOME. We're just going to reprint their entire "About Me" section after the jump, because it's great.

Twilight Hookah Lounge is Located at 1335 East Chapman Ave. Fullerton, CA 92831. Our phone number is 714-446-9966. U are now previewing the profile of "THE BEST" Hookah Lounge in Orange County, Rated by many. When U come in to Twilight u will be welcomed by the Hip Owners husband and wife Shawn & Nadia...Better known as Boss Man & Boss Lady. You feel at home in this chill hookah lounge. Must see to believe..No words can describe Twilight at all....One thing I can say is, Once u try Twilight There will be no other u wanna go to. U become one of the family members as soon as u sit down on any of the couches we have in our place...No tables No chairs....ALL COUCHES....!!! So come check us out and judge for urself! Hope we have the pleasure of seeing u soon if we already haven't, Oh can't forget to tell u about the plasma screens and the big screens that play all night long, whether it be music videos or something that u ask for, Music is played with a mix of things, requests are taken and ur cd's are played if u want. We also have WiFi, so bring in ur laptop and do some homework or surf the web, do some MySpacing,Facebooking, whatever the case may be. Last but not least...Our Hookah's Muuuah...Are very very very good, we use new Hookah's and each flavor has it's own hookah, so ur grape will not taste like watermelon..Come check us out and have a fun nite with us! Twilight Hookah Lounge...The Best Hookah Lounge In Orange County!!!

Hahahaha ALL COUCHES. What were we saying about massive ingrained political corruption and failed attempts at investigating same by the press again?