[Former human being Katie Holmes on the way to rehearsals for "All My Sons," the Arthur Miller melodrama (is there any other kind?) in which she will be starring (alongside stage luminaries like Dianne Wiest, John Lithgow, and Patrick Wilson) on Broadway this fall; image via Splash]

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