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Did you know that Tony Sirico, AKA Paulie Walnuts from Sopranos, has a new line of cologne? We didn't! But it doesn't sound like you're going to want to add Paolo per Uomo to your holiday shopping list. The always-understated Post says the scent "smells like every lasagna-loving, spaghetti-slurping mob-boss wannabe or cheap imitation consigliere," and has "top notes of cigar ash and polyester jumpsuits" mixed with "hints of stripper sweat and a cream-filled cannoli." [NYP]