Frequently Asked Questions About Barack Obama
Recently, we explained how to make fun of Barack Obama. We thought that would be the end of it! But no, you people-you animals-have more questions, so many more questions. Questions we're obligated to answer. Don't thank us, we're just doing our job. Below: snappy answers to stupid questions about Barack Obama.
Q: How should you draw Barack Obama?
A. With a prominent chin, and oversized ears that stick out. Toothy. He can be brown. He shouldn't look like Howard Dean. He doesn't have a mustache. [The Root]
Q. What should Barack Obama wear on his lapel?
A. Something hope-y. Or something funny. Or: "If he was honest, Obama would wear a turban and be done with it." [NYT]
Q. If we elect Barack Obama will there be no more racism?
Q. How many times a day does Barack Obama go to the gym?
Q. Does Barack Obama sweat, like the humans?
Q. Which Will Smith film performance best provides an unintentional and quite insulting gloss on the early life of Barack Obama?
A. His part as a gay hustler pretending to be the son of Sidney Poitier in John Guare's Six Degrees of Separation.
Either that or his part in I, Robot as a cop who doesn't play by the rules and hates robots.
Q. Why won't Barack Obama cuddle with me?
