The low-budget Morning Show with Mike and Juliet (Julia Allison used to be a frequent guest, if that's any indication) tries so hard to report the news we need. Problem is, no one will return their calls ever! It's pretty bad when even Chuck E. Cheese doesn't think you're important enough to give a statement. They're forced to report failures like this almost daily, as this video demonstrates. (Thanks to Intern Shannon for the clip!)