Uma Thurman, tired of the smell and nanny banging of being married to a celebrity, gets engaged to a nice, boring financier who dated Elle Macpherson.[US Magazine]
David Archuleta says he's never kissed a girl and wishes he were Sarah Bareilles. It's sweet, huh?[P6]
Rikki Rockett of Poison says some guy is dressing up like him and raping women in Mississippi. [TMZ]
Guy Ritchie's mom says the divorce rumors are "rubbish" [Hollyscoop]
