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Obsessive brandbuilder Tory Burch reveals what she did on Monday, and of course it sounds impossibly energetic, organized, and glamorous, beginning with a 6am run in Central Park while wearing The Row (the Olsens' label; t-shirts start around $300). She then dons a Carolina Herrera dress and Pierre Hardy pumps, expertly mothers her three boys, lunches at Swifty's, attends fashion shows, and ends the day with a friend's party, to which she wears her own sequined minidress.

Oh, and this just happens to be the day before her own Fashion Week presentation, which if we know anything about designers is supposed to be filled with panic about Lithuania-stranded models, disastrously crooked princess seams, gay assistant suicide threats, and front row allocation wars. So we would feel like stabbing her, but instead will simply choose to disbelieve. Especially the part about running at the crack of dawn. No one actually does that in real life, do they?

A Day In The Life Of: Tory Burch, Fashion Designer [style file]