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Jill Zarin is hosting her annual "raucous holiday bash" this weekend! The tacky Real Housewives of New York cast member and her tacky schmatta salesman husband, Bobby, say they're expecting 200 guests in Sag Harbor. "Potential visitors include neighbor Matt Lauer, Whitney Port from The Hills and Rick and Kathy Hilton," a list that depends, clearly, on the efforts of Bravo producers to secure a few boldfaced names since the party will be filmed (and it isn't as if anyone of note would actually be caught dead in Zarin's house unless they're looking for a little TV exposure). It should be a better event that years past, though. Zarin used to live on a houseboat. [NYP]