Back when David Letterman was hosting Late Night, I looked forward to nothing so much as an appearance by superstar Chris Elliot. For instance, his stint as "Chris Elliot Jr." during which he would deliver a spot-on Morton Downey Jr. impression, with Dave standing in for whatever pablum-puking liberal was that night's foil. Here Chris goes after the fat cats behind 7-11.

In this episode Chris Jr. gives "Madonna" a dressing down. Playing himself, Elliot introduces Letterman to some "props" and does a consumer report. And, finally, Brando!