Otherwise levelheaded Owen Wilson and scientologist Will Smith are being "driv[en] ... crazy" by Men's Vogue, which totally promised them the cover. [Daily News]
Omar from The Wire can't get his posse into his own premiere party, even after he starts whistling "Farmer in the Dell." [NYP]
At CNBC, Erin Burnett's bosses make it known she can discreetly accept jet rides from plutocrats like Maria, but not so much with the actual published list of demands for sugar daddies. [NYP]
