The Huckabees
Fat-hating coastal elites: meet the First Family of your nightmares. Here's the classic political portrait: surrounded by his family, in cute matching outfits, Mike Huckabee, the once-corpulent Arkansas governor, now slimline victor of the Iowa caucuses. That is: slimline by the standards of the fly-over states, and his own sons, for that matter. And they all believe in Jeebus.