Aww, poor Bill Bradley, the Vanity Fair worker who has been pointlessly tasked with getting 10,000 Facebook fans for the magazine in three months—or he's quite possibly fired! (To Bill's boss: this assignment is way too hard, dude.) His first plea has only garnered him an extra 800 or so fans fans (including myself): up to 1556 from 781. Plus, he's been peppered with a whole lot of useless comments and questions, including "Any chance we can get Waverly reservations by doing this?" Now the poor guy is reduced to making just-crazy-enough-pleas to be on Oprah. [VF Online]