"I've found a way to cook chicken deep down, to get that real cruspy... crispy crust."
The reassuring Kentucky accent of Colonel Sanders has convinced many a person that some deep-fried chicken is just what they want, now! But the man himself wasn't as smooth a salesman as you might imagine. Your moment of Zen today: this YouTube audio clip, which is two minutes and forty-eight seconds of the Colonel trying—and failing—to get his lines out correctly for a commercial voiceover. Chickens savored the moment.