Birds Get Ripped for the Clubs, Too
Bite-size birdies that get peacocked (have their wings colored darker with a magic marker) become sexy studs in the field. It actually ups their testosterone! "Other females might be looking at them as being a little more sexy, and the birds might be feeling better about themselves in response to that." Wow, so... magic markers are the bird equivalent of Preparation H for clubgoers? [AP]