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The president of the United States, George W. Bush, has been banned from sending emails during his term in office, with officials citing security concerns. That's all about to change once he's termed out of office — soon friends and supporters can expect a steady stream of "You know you're a redneck when" forwards, links to GodTube videos, and the like. It's only a matter of time before he sets up a Facebook profile and starts Twittering, which I'm pretty sure was predicted in Revelations to be one of the signs of the impending rapture. (Photo by AP/Ronen Zvulun)