When Trolling For Sexually Adventurous Models, Jeremy Piven Believes It's Best To Hedge One's Bets
One of the most difficult decisions facing today's television watching youth is whether or not to absolutely loathe or laughably love beach yogi Jeremy Piven. And that head-scratcher has been made that much more difficult this morning when confronted with news that the (already taken) actor allegedly asked two models for their numbers at the same party on Monday night in New York, only to discover later that the two Amazonians were besties. Gross, correct? But! He slightly redeems himself by providing Page Six with this stellar quote:
"It was my hope that in texting both ladies, I would make it onto Page Six, so everybody wins."
Oh yes, everybody wins! Except of course, for Jeremy's lovely model girlfriend, Lillian Grant, who he began dating late last year. How glorious it must feel to wake up in the arms of Ari Gold, fetch the papers and some coffee for your (we assume) demanding darling and hear from Page Six's Richard Johnson that said darling is a cheating liar. The one silver lining? Apparently Piven's go-to pick-up line is "Come meet me." At least that's better than, "Let's hug it out bitch(es)," right?
