It's barely been three weeks since the trailer for the forthcoming Entourage movie premiered right before our thirsty eyes, but it's already raised many important questions: Will Vinny make the movie? Will Turtle get to fuck female MMA champion Ronda Rousey? Will Ari's heart finally explode from an anger-related spaz attack? But the most essential question of them all has thus far remained unanswered: Will the Entourage movie be epic, or dope? We've done a deep dive on the data to find out.

Vincent Chase, you mad dog. You're making the movie? You made the movie. We made the movie, bro. For everyone who has been waiting, here is the trailer for the forthcoming Entourage movie, directed by Doug Ellin. We made the movie.

One-time Real World: Key West star turned bloated MTV Challenge hang-about John Devenanzio, aka Johnny Bananas, is following through on a threat made this summer and suing HBO for privacy violation, defamation, and emotional damage because the show Entourage created a fake cartoon called Johnny's Bananas.

Your beloved newsman's new talk show had an inauspicious debut. Also today: Entourage ended well, Hugh Grant is heading to the clouds, and new TV projects are in the works.

Sex-shamed congressman and budding amateur photographer Anthony Weiner is of course, following his resignation from the House of Representatives yesterday, considering his next move. Well, consider no further, sir! Entourage wants you.

Well, if you're applying to Princeton at least. Also today: Fox's dinosaur show has its launch date, two old friends return to Middle Earth, '90s actors are making good, and a new ABC show sounds bitchy.

Spike wants you to know they're running episodes from every season of Entourage. This music video gets the word out — which features a few chicks who had bit parts on the show — and, of course, Gary Busey!

Are you in the mood for "an urban ‘Entourage' meets ‘The Hangover' dramedy"? Me neither! So slam your head against the wall and enjoy this grating "sizzle" reel for "Mouthpiece."

Wanna live like a major Hollywood player, with hot babes and cool bros around you all the time (or at least a half-hour each week)? Then buy the Entourage house, where Vince and the boys regularly yuk it up.

That seems to be the case, anyway, according to a new television show cancellation. Also today: The fourth Bourne movie finds a director, so too does The Hobbit (maybe), and lots and lots of Entourage jokes.

Entourage's seventh season ended with a bang—with Vince's drug problem intensifying. After he insults some lady friends, Eminem asks him to leave. Then all hell breaks loose. Watch the clip after the jump!

Another argument with Sasha about her upcoming role leads to Vince confessing his love for Sasha, which ultimately ends with Vince carrying her like a caveman into the bathroom for some territory marking. Cue T-Pain song here.

Isn't there a rule about not falling in love with strippers? There's definitely a song about it. Vince, now you know why you shouldn't fall in love with a porn star. Her work day just might include a gang-bang. [NSFW]

Since the demise of his role on "Five Towns," Johnny Drama's career is in the gutter. "Medellin" director Billy Walsh offers a solution to Drama's career woes by pitching an animated show about an "angry monkey" called Johnny's Bananas.

She's shameless!! Also today: Keep Marcia Gay Harden away from your kids, some great news about the death of an HBO show, and news of man of the moment Will Ferrell.

In one of the most entertaining conversations in an otherwise rather bland season of Entourage, Turtle talks to Drama and Vince about his terribly awkward experience after seeing his first 3D "shaved box." Looks like the writers are writing again.

Today at Gawker.TV, Good Day New York hits the streets to talk about butt-enhancers, Entourage goes overboard on celebrity cameos, Kourtney Kardashian confronts her idiot baby daddy, Real Housewife Teresa Giudice visits the The View to explain her massive debt.

Celebrity cameos are nothing new for Entourage, but tonight's episode pulled out all of the stops. Shall we count? Jessica Simpson. Mike Tyson. Sasha Gray. Stan Lee. Bob Saget. Aaron Sorkin. Phoning in a TV show never looked so famous.

While the rest of the world was busy obsessing over the Mad Men premiere, tonight's episode of Entourage featured cameos by Shawne Merriman and a ping pong obsessed John Stamos. Some things never change!

Entourage has its way of making the viewing audience believe that Hollywood is nothing but sex, drugs, and alcohol. True or not, this game of "Truth or Dare" proves that celebrities get laid way too easily.