Singer Prince needs a new hip! Too much gyrating over the years, we figure, both onstage and off. The breaking point may have come during his X-rated Oscar party, complete with stripper poles. He's only 49, but the Sydney Morning Herald reports that he's "suffering excruciating pain as a result of years of blistering performances," and will undergo surgery. He can come "perform" for us anytime he'd like, soon as he's healed. [Sydney Morning Herald]