The Inside of Tinsley Mortimer's Head

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Richard Lawson

02/22/08 04:40PM

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[Japanese actor Taichi Saotome arrives for the Japan premiere of "The Golden Compass" in Tokyo; image via AP]

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Furious George Richard Lawson 02/22/08 05:08PM

@She Blinded Me With Omniscience: You're going to be disappointed to discover that Yoda dies in Return of the Jedi. I almost cried when I was 7 and I saw the little guy die. I DID cry when I was 27 and saw him die.

Spirit Fingers Richard Lawson 02/22/08 06:10PM

@htotheomo: Wait, are you guys jumping the gun here? Did FNFF start under an open caption depicting Britney Spears' thought process?

htotheomo Richard Lawson 02/22/08 05:57PM

@the supergoddess: Don't be messing with htotheomo. That would fuck with my family's head, and I do that already.

And, yes, darling, I am gayer than G-d.

cowboygirlish Richard Lawson 02/22/08 04:55PM

fyi: keith urban is trashed inside that bear suit. masturbating to pictures of dakota fanning.