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Internet predators aren't stalking unsuspecting kids nearly as much as they're being invited over, according to a study by the University of New Hampshire. Unlike the horrific narrative 20/20 likes to narrate in that annoying dramatic tone, the Internet is pretty safe as long as a kid doesn't think it's okay to talk to strange adults online, or about sex with any strangers online. (Some sex writers suggest that if teens were allowed or even encouraged to have sex with other teens, maybe they wouldn't be so horny when an adult asked for it. But that's just hippie talk!) But that story is too complex for any serious TV news show, as the British satire Brasseye proved in their classic "Paedogeddon" parody, shown below.