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With the shocking news that Vanity Fair—traditionally the host of the most extravagant, starfuckiest soirée of Oscar seasons—would not be holding their annual festivities, Hollywood's society set was instantly thrown into turmoil over fears that the entire Oscar party circuit would tumble like Mexican Train Dominoes. Thankfully, those fears were for naught:

With the strike settled, and Gil Cates's beloved, four-hours-plus affair intact, the Academy Awards party circuit is showing signs of returning to its robust former self. To help you get your bearings after the disoriented circumstances of the last few months, Variety has laid all the Oscar-week parties and events on one, easy-to-read schedule. It's fine, but we've swapped in a few events we feel are more essential, and posted the final product above. If you haven't already, we'd suggest you start plotting your itinerary now, before you double-book and/or get your signals crossed, and wind up tanked and getting increasingly mouthy with an annoyed hostess at Cut.