We know. You've hardly able to keep your pants on. Introducing ... the Google Health login page!

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So the login page might finally be live, but sorry fans, that's as far as you'll get. You still can't access Google Health. Further progress will likely to take at least a few more weeks of daily 90-minute meetings for Marissa Mayer. Even then, don't expect much.

Tech and health care have a twisted history, we've noted before. We expect change, if it ever comes, to start in hospitals or Congress, not the technoptimistic halls of the Googleplex. Feeling ill? Don't hold your breath.