According to reports published earlier today by WCBS-TV reporter Scott Weinberger, the body of Heath Ledger was discovered yesterday with "a rolled up $20 bill with narcotic residue on it" and "several drug packets containing an unknown substance" lying nearby him. Too bad it turns out that not a stitch of that actually ended up being true. At least not according to the NYPD and Entertainment "ALL QUOTES MUST CREDIT ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT!" Tonight. Also of note: the first phone call that massage therapist Diana Wolozin made after discovering Heath Ledger's unconscious body was not to 911 or even to 411, but to Mary Kate Olsen. [AP]