Oh, cute! The New Yorker is having a contest where you can create a modern version of Eustace Tilley, that stuffy ascot-wearing dandy from their first cover who has been peering at us through his monocle ever since! Tilley was created as an "ironic" character, they explain. As it never fails to surprise, "The New Yorker was launched as a gossipy, facetious weekly for in-the-know Manhattanites, a sort of Jazz-age Spy." (Oh...really?) Anyone can play, anyone can win! But can anyone really beat R. Crumb's interpretation? [New Yorker contest]