Bilawal Bhutto Zardari did not poke you
Bilawal Bhutto Zardari, the 19-year-old son of assassinated Pakistani opposition leader Benazir Bhutto and co-head of her political party, had a Facebook page! Except it was a fake. The fellow behind the fake profile says he used it to meet "a ridiculous number of hot Pakistani girls." (Coincidentally, this is the same reason Nick Denton made all of Gawker Media join the site.) [Radar]