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Scientists are hard at work on a "vaccine" that will prevent you from enjoying cocaine. That vaccine is called "New York." Psych! It's actually a drug that "stimulates the immune system to attack" cocaine molecules and prevent them from reaching your brain. The Baylor College researchers responsible for the Vaccine Against Fun are awaiting approval from the FDA for trials before the drug will finally be available to treat an addiction that, in our experience, is best cured by running out of money. [MSNBC]