• "I'm very organized and controlled, and need to go to bed at night knowing what I'm going to wear the next morning," says David Beckham. Hey, that's exactly the kind of thing that makes someone sexy not sexy suddenly. [P6]
  • Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner are apparently in St. Barts. Don't be upset by the lovebirds' travel plans! It's going to be 51 degrees on Saturday in New York. [P6]
  • Page Six, never afraid to do a good deed, points us to Roseanne's awesome Christmas message, which we totally missed! Her Boxing Day post is even better: "If reality was truly seen, all churches, mosques, and temples (the veil) would disappear and The Goddess would become visible." WORD. [P6]