Christian chop-socker and 2007's "Most Forwarded" Chuck Norris sat down with Larry King last night to share his opinions about who should run the free world. It's Mike Huckabee. So, when you're in the booth next year, about to press flesh to Diebold, remember: Chuck Norris endorses Mike Huckabee. (You might want to bookmark this page.) The mind reels at the the "Norris Facts"-esque gems inboxs will clog with over the coming year: "Mike Huckabee doesn't believe in creationism. He created it."

"Mike Huckabee once quarantined and entire gay pride parade...with his bare hands." "Mike Huckabee doesn't cut taxes. He shames them into hara-kiri." Should you press play, stick around to the end where Chuck asserts that, were he to run for office, he'd choke every opponent unconscious. (Were he elected, he'd probably choke every terrorist unconscious before wrapping his hands around the uninsured, since it's safe to assume he'd run on a "choke all problems unconscious" platform.)