Remember back in 1999, when a pigtailed schoolgirl who danced provocatively but projected an essential girl-next-door wholesomeness burst onto the scene with a sugary, almost showtuneish ("still buh-LIEVE") pop song that sounded designed to appeal to little kids even while its lyrics demanded abuse? Well, Britney Spears actually lost her virginity at age 14, so that explains that dialectic. [Us Weekly]
Page Six's latest revenge on their emasculator, mogul and probably Radar-investor Ron Burkle: revealing that he's been letting Michael Jackson stay at his house. [Page Six]
Mary-Kate Olsen has been hospitalized for a kidney infection. [People]
