Angelina Jolie Has A Problem With Her Pants

- Angelina Jolie's massive rump tried to escape her Versace leather pants at a 'Beowulf' premiere, which, by the way, doesn't 'Beowulf' look terrible? [Us Weekly]
- Movie mogul Harvey Weinstein got into a physical altercation with a handsy DJ. A shocked Zach Braff looked on. [Page Six]
- That unfortunate model who was lent a pricey umbrella by nutty restaurateur Nello Balan is now dating Owen Wilson. [Page Six]