At the risk of entering Ellen overkill territory (oh, who are we kidding—we set up camp there somewhere around 14 Iggy posts ago), something about this beyond surreal Entertainment Tonight promo compelled us to return to the tale of the dog responsible for Phase One of the comedian's recent image-tarnishing campaign.

Perhaps it's the way ET paints the relocated mongrel as a Baby Jessica for a new generation, with Mary Hart on hand to throw her love down the well of dashed puppy-rescue dreams, that so unsettles us. (Particularly when you imagine the dog's new owner just out of camera view, arguing over the agreed-upon appearance fee while fielding a call from Extra producers interested in the rumored video featuring an Iggy-gone-wild letting a stray Labradoodle do lines off her belly at a party for Kobe's bulldog.)