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Someone call a hostage negotiator. German network administrator Sebastian Klein is squatting on eight Web domains containing the names of Google products, including adwordsgoogle.de and docsgoogle.de. And Klein says he's won't let them go until Google meets his demands. But he doesn't want money. Klein wants a job. "I would not like to keep these domains, earn also no money with it. I return it to you immediately free of charge. All I seek for is a job at Google," he writes on a letter he's uploaded to each of the domains. We blame Google's recruiters for this state of affairs.