• Just when you thought nothing to do with the failed marriage of Two and A Half Men star Charlie Sheen and softcore somebody Denise Richards could ever, ever be interesting! ""Go cry to your bald mom, you [bleeping] loser," he emailed her once. Her mom is undergoing chemo. [Page Six]
  • Butterscotch emostallion Owen Wilson is recovering well from his suicide attempt, says Ben Stiller, who was to have reunited with his Zoolander costar in an upcoming film. That role will now be played by Matthew McConaughey, the destitute man's Owen Wilson. Live, Owen, live! [NZ]
  • Britney Spears won the right to monitored visits with her two sons. [TMZ]