While we'd like to think that every impoverished child Angelina Jolie encounters on her world travels will eventually find him or herself a member of the seemingly always-expanding Pitt-Jolie clan, she cannot, in fact, adopt them all.

At the Clinton Global Initiative Conference, Jolie tells the emotional story of a compassionate Syrian boy who'll probably never get the chance to eat the dijon-crusted pollack alongside Maddox at his bilingual private school. You may want to skip this one if you're not in the mood for a good Friday morning cry, for you will be moved. (We were, and our hearts are made of dijon-crusted coal.)