Last night, Emmy-winning provocateur Kathy Griffin sat down with CNN Grand Inquisitor Larry King to discuss the Catholic League-enraging flap she created with JesusCanSuckItGate, revealing—shockingly!—that she had premeditated the entire stunt and has been luxuriating in the post-shitstorm attention provided by her successful pushing of Christian America's buttons.

We have to admit that we're disappointed in Griffin's admission—we'd secretly hoped that we were witnessing a genuine conversion experience as the comedian publicly prostrated herself before that graven Creative Arts idol and flipped off the Messiah as a pledge of allegiance to her gilded new God, and not just a cynical attempt at seeing how many Tennesseean theater groups she could induce to bankrupt themselves by buying full-page USA Today ads decrying her blasphemy.