If you count yourself among the slim minority of party poopers hurling hysterical and irresponsible accusations of child abuse at the producers of one of the most important social experiments of our time—i.e. the reality TV dystopia known as Kid Nation—then we refer you to the impassioned testimony of a participant's mother on yesterday's Access Hollywood. Having apparently helped herself to some of the bleach-tinged Kool-Aid made readily available in a large barrel in Nation's town square, the CBS-sanctioned mouthpiece compellingly argues how not even the occasional burning or poisoning could detract from the good times being had at this adult-free "summer camp environment," at the end of which anyone over the age of 15 is disposed of in a fun, fiery ritual known as Carousel.