· This list of 13 isn't the first time we've seen someone try to determine the worst fake accents in movie history, but we think it's a debate always worth revisiting, even if Keanu Reeves in Dracula can never be beaten. (Not even by Costner in Robin Hood—and as you can see in the clip above, that guy was horrible!) [via BoingBoing]
· Bridget Moynahan's publicist isn't telling the world the name of the actress's just-delivered baby. We suspect it's because she's trying convince Moynihan that while calling the boy Fuck Tom Brady might feel good right now, she'll probably regret it the moment she signs the birth certificate.
· It shouldn't take much more than one photo of a rehabbing Lindsay Lohan reading the AA manual to convince us she's really serious about sobriety this time, right?
· Do you mean to tell us that Donald Trump might just be blowing some smoke up America's ass when he talks about all the celebrities dying to get on the new Apprentice?