Britney Spears put soda in her kids' baby bottles and then tried to get a dentist to whiten their little teeth. [Us]
And also she threatened to kill a photographer. [TMZ]
Model-heiress Lydia Hearst says that designer Roberto Cavalli's Florentine villa "looks like it must be a hundred years old." Omg, model-heiresses are dumb. [NYO]
Jilted author Robert Olen Butler, whose wife Elizabeth Dewberry left him to join Ted Turner's harem, is surprised that his nutty divorce-explainer email is getting so much attention from the internet. "Elizabeth and I are not Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston," he told Page Six. So true, especially the part about him not being Brad Pitt. Page Six also reports that "the white-haired mogul also took Dewberry as his date to the May premiere of "Georgia Rule," which starred Turner's ex-wife, Jane Fonda." Wow, Page Sixers are such sleuths! [Page Six]
Uma Thurman's new bf is a Swiss banker named Arky Busson who is Elle MacPherson's baby daddy. [Page Six]
