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If the phrase "Charlie Sheen money" calls to mind his reported $350,000 per episode Two and a Half Men salary as readily as it might the escort-related expenditures of his infamously priapic, cheerleader-devouring bachelorhood, chances are you have already had ample opportunity to be disgusted by the excessive remuneration of your favorite TV personalities. But for those of you prepared to be appalled anew, a press release has compiled a list of boob-tube salaries that will be included in a more comprehensive accounting in the upcoming issue of TV Guide. Such as:

· OPRAH: $260 million per year (includes what she earns from Rachael Ray, Dr. Phil, and other programs) · SIMON COWELL: $45 million per year (for American Idol and other projects) · JUDGE JUDY: $30 million per year · KATIE COURIC: $15 million per year · ZACH BRAFF: $6.3 million (for 18 episodes of Scrubs next season)

After the jump, more lists of the staggering sums being lavished upon the stars of popular sitcoms, widely franchised police procedurals, and daytime perversions of small-claims-court justice. Enjoy:

NETWORK PRIME TIME (all salaries are per episode) William Petersen (CSI): $500,000 Charlie Sheen (Two and a Half Men): $350,000 Mariska Hargitay (Law & Order: SVU): $350,000 Chris Meloni (Law & Order: SVU): $350,000 Hugh Laurie (House): $300,000 Julia Louis-Dreyfus (New Adventures of Old Christine): $225,000 Ellen Pompeo (Grey's Anatomy): $200,000 Eva Longoria (Desperate Housewives): $200,000 Jeff Foxworthy (Are You Smarter Than...): $150,000 T.R. Knight (Grey's Anatomy): $125,000 Chandra Wilson (Grey's Anatomy): $125,000 Sally Field (Brothers & Sisters): $100,000

CABLE (all salaries are per episode)
 Kyra Sedgwick (The Closer): $250,000
Julian McMahon (Nip/Tuck): $125,000
Dylan Walsh (Nip/Tuck): $125,000
Joely Richardson (Nip/Tuck): $90,000
James Roday (Psych): $60,000

DAYTIME
 Judge Judy (per year): $30 million
Bob Barker (per year): $10 million
Maury Povich (per year plus profit participation): $7 million
Ellen DeGeneres (per year): $5 million
Jerry Springer (per year): $3 million - 4 million
Tyra Banks (per year): $3.5 million