• If we have to see naked pictures of Lindsay Lohan in the course of our job duties, we will sue someone. Maybe it'll be this person, who claims that Lindsay confirmed the naked pictures via Gchat. We imagine this is just what Larry Page and Sergey Brin invented Gmail for. Oddest statement ever from publicist Leslie Sloane Zelnik: "Anything is possible." Isn't it though? [Page 6]
  • Did oily oil and movie studio heir and "firecrotch"-coiner Brandon Davis get cut off by the family? GOOD. [Gatecrasher]
  • Dane Cook not gay, just heinous. [Page 6]
  • DJ AM single. Uh, go get him, ladies. [Page 6]