Rosie O'Donnell had the last word on her View nemeses during a standup act on her cruise ship. Regarding Donald Trump—she would like to "break into his apartment and rub her belly all over him." Ha, awesome. [Us Weekly]
Paris Hilton got hit on by an old dude. [NYO]
Kristin "so Al's favorite kid right now" Gore "can go days without meaningful human interaction" and has no political dreams, only "writer ambitions." [NYO]
This is a really disappointing TMZ headline. [TMZ]
