Hey, have you heard about The Vision Forum's annual Father and Daughter Discipleship Retreats, which include "unity" events such as "daughters shaving their daddies" and "daughters dressing their daddies?" Probably not, right? That's because, no matter how much rent you have to pay or how many passed-out, head-injured bums you have to pole-vault over in order to get to the subway stop in the morning, you get to be hundreds of miles away from this kind of sick perversity. Praise the Lord!

The Vision Forum: Patriarchy Weirdness Exposed [The Ministry Watchmen]