Neel Shah Never Used The Kama Sutra
Girls, and by 'girls,' I mean all of you! This is your last chance to use your vote to make a difference. A difference, that is, in the career path of our former Intern Neel Shah, who is still in the running towards becoming Glamour's new "Jake" relationship advice columnist. Well, just barely. He didn't fare so well in the final Jake challenge, in which he was honestly assessed by a former girlfriend. "Was I good in bed?" he asked her. The answer, depending on how familiar you are with Neel's salient characteristics, mayn't surprise you.
"You kept that Kama Sutra book that Jon gave you for Christmas in your room, but you never used it. I waited in vain for you to break out the lizard position!" says "Claire." But the bedroom wasn't the only arena in which Neel was found lacking. "Your jokes were funny, but almost as hilarious was how hard you laughed at them." Ouch! Also: "Sometimes you'd express something with sarcasm or as a joke, trying to say something personal without putting yourself out there." Bad news!
Still, take the time to cast your vote for Neel. He's not a redhead! And you could win shiny diamonds.