Beyond baby Dannielynn, we have precious few direct blood ties to America's departed diet pill spokeswoman, Anna Nicole Smith. Luckily, her busty, downwardly spiraling legacy lives on in Donna Hogan, who's mulling some pneumatic personal improvements in anticipation of Playboy's very special Less Attractive Half-Sisters of Former Playmates Issue. From Page Six:

"A few years ago, Playboy approached me and I almost agreed to do it. But I was too chicken. My boobs weren't big enough," Hogan tells Steppin' Out's Chaunce Hayden. "But now, if Playboy called, I would probably do it. I just had a birthday and I'm going to treat myself to new boobs. I just want to get my body to where I want it and I'll be ready to step in and do it . . . You'll definitely see a transformation in the next year." [...]

In her interview with Hayden, the nude-model wannabe also has harsh words for Anna Nicole's onetime boyfriend, lawyer Howard K. Stern.

"He's a creepy little weasel-looking thing. He was just Anna's gofer, like a little girlfriend or something," Hogan tells the magazine. "I could just slap the [bleep] out of him. I'd love to just beat the [bleep] out of him. But instead I think I'll just torture him . . . hug and kiss on him and act like I like him, then just walk away and leave him like that, all sexually frustrated." Stern did not return Page Six's calls.

Hogan, who has already shared her version of growing up in Anna's 42 DD shadow in Train Wreck: The Life and Death of Anna Nicole Smith (sample Amazon customer review: "It repeats alot in chapters and stuff about anna the public already new. the pics were stupied."), surely inherited her sister's trait of knowing how best to use one's God- or surgeon-given assets to one's own advantage. Sadly, however, the family's debilitating Ability to Know When to Shut the Fuck Up gene has not appeared to have skipped a generation in Hogan, either, meaning Stern might soon catch wind of his client-in-law's devious, cockteasing ways.