What if you took some mescaline and had a crazy vision that involved Cindy Adams and her bathtub full of magazines and her black vinyl ceiling and the Sufi Ellen Burstyn and Gloria Vanderbilt in a Takashimaya blouse? And Parker Posey was there! And what's more, in this horrible dream, you learned that Kathy Freston (former MTV head Tom Freston's yoga-loving wife) and Wendi Deng and her evil overlord husband Rupert Murdoch recently spent a week aboard the Murdoch yacht in St. Bart's discussing vegetarianism.

"She corrupted us!" [Wendi] Murdoch said. "Vegetarian food, no drinking, no leather. She said we had to wear Payless shoes!" Murdoch said that, while she was not ready to give up meat, she had, under Freston's guidance, forsaken poultry. "I gave up birds forever, or until I can't stand it anymore," she said.

"When you give up a small animal, you save more animals," Freston said.

Sure you do, honey. First Rupert falls for Hillary Clinton, and now this! And then Cindy Adams got down on the floor and fed one of her dogs a pastry out of her own mouth.

Ladies! [NYer]