· Spinal Tap reunites, with semi-amusing results.
· There's nothing at all weird about Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' marriage, says official Scientology spokesfriend Jenna Elfman.
· Tracy Morgan to saw off own foot, go on bender.
· Thora Birch finds the idea that her dad tried to direct her sex scene absurd. That's not how movie sets work, silly tabloids!
· Warning: Under no circumstances should you refer to Hunter Tylo's rack as shelf-like, as that apparently angers her lawyers. Also: Who's Hunter Tylo?