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The signs that you're sick of your job have become too persistent to ignore: You can hardly be bothered to spit in your boss's Starbucks cup each morning, and the stream of expletives you mutter under your breath as you sulk away from your daily dressing-down have recently lacked imagination. You need a new gig, and the Defamer Job Board is here to help, just in time. This week's highlights: