Observer goss boy Spencer Morgan's dad got kneed in the balls on the Sopranos last night. Also, Spencer is Harry Morgan's grandson. Now you know. (All about the eyebrows.) [Observer]
Tommy Lee has a taste for Kid Rock's sloppy seconds. [Page Six]
American Idol oddity Sanjaya Malakar gave Eliot Spitzer an autograph at the White House Correspondents' Association dinner, thereby defeating our valiant attempt to never mention him. [R&M]
Also at that dinner, Sheryl Crow and Laurie David mixed it up with Karl Rove about global warming. His response? "Don't touch me." [HuffPo]
Madonna's trip to Malawi is over, apparently sans a promised reunion with her adopted son's biological dad. [People]
