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Tired of having your daydreams of total Hollywood domination interrupted by a boss demanding that you immediately drop what you're doing to bring his prized cockapoo to the Chateau Marmutt for an emergency grooming, under pain of termination if that pampered pooch doesn't come back perfectly fluffed? If so, you need to spend some quality time on the Defamer Job Board hunting for a new gig, one free of the stale ritualistic humiliations you've learned to suffer through quietly in the name of career advancement. Take a glance at this week's highlights:

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