We'd worried that Post finger-wagger Andrew Peyser had lost her touch since finding love. Her last few columns felt decidedly phoned-in—c'mon, "Send Naomi To Jail"? But today, the Peys is back in the saddle, challenging preconceptions and writing more vividly than anyone would like.

It's as plain as the fierce infection raging through Anna Nicole Smith's voluptuous backside on the day she died. Her death was no pure "accident." Only in Florida can a healthy, young woman drop dead in a hotel room with a nasty bug raging through her bottom from a dirty hypodermic syringe ...

One thing's for sure: were wrong when we called her a tit man.

Her Death A Mishap? My Butt [NYP]